What Funny To Write In A Wedding Card Funny Or Not?

Funny or not? - what funny to write in a wedding card

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all married within a short time. Because Mom was a little bit about how your sex life at the beginning of that we promised a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words, to feel like marital sex message.

The first time in a letter to Hawaii, two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was initially surprised, but then went into the kitchen and took the glass of Nescafe. He said: "Good to the last drop." Mama Red, but was happy for his daughter.

The second girl sent the card to read from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew directly to the cigarette from her husband to go, and play in the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl went to her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mother waited a week, nothing. Another week passed and still nothing. Then, after a month, a card finally arrivedd. Writes with a trembling hand, were the words: "British Airways". Mother took her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the announcement by the airline. The announcement said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, fainting, in both directions." Mother.